This is the World of Star Wars. It needs some work, so feel free to help me out. Please create analogs for the characters and the plot. I really need some bacground. I'm thinking that 9/11 will be the Trade Federation's invasion of Naboo. Also, please find or make a photo of Palapatine with Bush's face. Thanks!
Episode I: The Arab MenaceEdit
The World begins as two Democrats, Bill Clinton and Albert Gore, assigned as ambassadors to resolve a trade dispute, arrive at their destination.
After that, they go, until Clinton and Gore find the Sith-Neocon Lord New Gingrich, better known as Darth Representative. Darth Representative battles Gore and Clinton. In the midst of their fighting, they activate the laser beam gates, so Representative kills Clinton while Gore is locked away. Then Gore rushes up and slices Representative in half and kicks him down the shaft.
Episode II: Attack of the ?Edit
Episode III: Revenge of the RepublicansEdit
It is three years after the events of Attack of the ?. The republic is in the midst of the war with the Confederacy of Independent Terrorists under the leadership of Count Osama, who is also the Sith-Neocon Lord, Darth Evil-against-America. The Confederacy's military leader, Saddam Hussein of the Army has infiltrated Washington D.C. and captured Supreme Chancellor George Bush Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
Then George Palpatine says "In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Empire, for a safe and secure society." He promises that this will save everyone from the evil Sith-neoconservatives and from the enemies of the Republic. Meanwhile, Obi-Wan is combating Anakin. He (Anakin) says that "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy!" Then Obi-Wan says "Only a Conservative deals in absolutes!"
Then they engage in the greatest duel of all time in the fiery world of Iraqstafar.