Союз Советских Сталинистский Республик
Union Soviet Stalinist Republics
Flag of the Soviet Union (1923-1955) Coat of arms of the Soviet Union 1946-1956
Flag Coat of Arms
USSR before World War Two
Motto Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
National Anthem Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой
(I Am Glad, 'Cause I'm Finally Returning Back Home)
Official languages Russian, Tatar, Kazakh, Georgian, Armenian, Ukrainian, Belorussian, Estonian, Latvian, Lithuanian
Other languages Polish
Capital Moscow
Government Heavy Metal Stalinist Communist Single Party State
Supreme Emperor Joseph Stalin (First)
Mikhail Gorbachev(Last)
Prime Minister Mikhail Kalinin (First)
Hong Meiling (Cosplay, Russian Lady; also Last)
Religion Stalinism, Atheism
Currency Soviet Ruble
Established 1923

The Union Soviet Stalinist Republics was a Monster Nation within Eurasia lasting from 1923 until 1991.


See Also Nitori Kawashiro's Russia for Russians History since 1991

It was established by Joseph Stalin in 1923, after the Tsar and the Russian Royal Family fled, exit stage left. With the Tsar and Russian Royal Family being exiled to Britain, Stalin established the USSR because he said so. Soon all the people in the USSR hailed him as a hero, despite some of the things he did wrong. It didn't matter what he did as the people always supported him. Soon when the Insanity Disease hit in Kaiser Germany Stalin prepared for war, which happened after the Kaiser (affected by Insanity Disease) started a war in Europe in 1939. Seeing war, Stalin prepared for the worst and built up it's defences.

Then in 1942, Operation Nyan Katze was established by the Kaiser Germany and they begun to invade the USSR. Stalin thought fast and begun to fight off the invading Germans. While the Germans rushed through for the most part, they were able to handle it easy until Moscow was reached. When the Germans reached Moscow Stalin summoned Falling Blocks (also known as Operation Tetris) to squish the Germans, as if they were a Goomba (though Goomba didn't exist at the time). Joseph Stalin then launched Operation Tac Nayn aginst them and was able to crush them into millions of pieces.

The Soviets also tried to invade and annex Finland, which was not a success. Seeing Finland as invincible and unstoppable the Soviets decided to have a peace treaty thus ending the Finnish-Soviet War. Though Finland was able to annex Murmansk, Karelia, and Estonia.

Anyway after Kaiser Germany was destroyed, and the Insanity Disease was no longer in existence, the Soviets then annexed Germany and Poland.

When Stalin died in 1957, everyone shed tears. Except Nikita Khrushchev, who was too busy playing Tetris.

So, Nikita Khrushchev took power in 1957. He then sent supplies to Cuba, mainly Rubiks Cubes, AK-47s, Assault Rifles, and Red Ice Cubes. When the Cuban Cigar Crisis happened, Nikita Khrushchev threatened the USA that he would summon Dangerous Falling Blocks that would squish them like a pancake. The USA scared out and agreed to allow Cuban Cigars be smoked.

In 1981, Nikita Khrushchev got ran over by a 4-block Tetris Piece, and thus Mikhail Gorbachev came to power. He released Germany and Poland, and ended the Soviet Union in 1991, as he was kind person after all.